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 It's my birthday! I'm 23 now so you should stop reading this.

Do you ever have one of those weeks when your car won't start so you jumpstart it and take it to a mechanic and they tell you your battery is old and crusty and dead so they replace it and you drive home and then two days later your car won't start again so you jump it again and take it back to the mechanic and they tell you it was a defective new battery so they replace it free of charge and then you drive home and then another two days later you try to turn your car on but it won't start so you jump it again  and you take it back to the mechanic and they tell you the alternator needs to be replaced so you drop around $700 on a new alternator and you drive your car home and then two days later you try to turn your car on but it won't start? No? Well I do. And I'm pissed.

Today is the day. The day to remember. Why? Because I said so. Today marks the first day that I remembered I purchased this domain one night, many moons ago, in a fit of unrest and a haze of pot smoke. There are only so many accomplishments one human can have in a lifetime, and this is not one of mine. I failed to blog, to log -- what does the "b" in blog even stand for? Have you ever seen pie on a windowsill? These are the things one ponders when one is sitting on the toilet, procrastinating doing anything other than sitting on the toilet. Anyway, how's your day going? Is it much more better than yesterday?

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