Today is the day. The day to remember. Why? Because I said so. Today marks the first day that I remembered I purchased this domain one night, many moons ago, in a fit of unrest and a haze of pot smoke. There are only so many accomplishments one human can have in a lifetime, and this is not one of mine. I failed to blog, to log -- what does the "b" in blog even stand for? Have you ever seen pie on a windowsill? These are the things one ponders when one is sitting on the toilet, procrastinating doing anything other than sitting on the toilet. Anyway, how's your day going? Is it much more better than yesterday?
My magnum opus of quarantine was watching all 40 seasons of Survivor. I will record here my current ranking of the seasons. Fair warning, I have a strong positive bias toward seasons with an all-new cast of players and a medium bias to pre-season 20 seasons. The following is an excerpt from my spreadsheet of Survivor data. God save me. Pearl Islands Cook Islands Cagayan Heroes vs. Villains China Cambodia Micronesia Philippines The Amazon David vs. Goliath Tocantins Millennials vs. Gen X Blood vs. Water Kaoh Rong Panama: Exile Island San Juan del Sur Winners at War Caramoan Borneo Fiji Marquesas Australia Palau Africa Ghost Island Samoa All Stars Guatemala Vanuatu Edge of Extinction Game Changers Redemption Island South Pacific One World Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers Gabon Nicaragua Worlds Apart Island of the Idols Thailand
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