Do you ever have one of those weeks when your car won't start so you jumpstart it and take it to a mechanic and they tell you your battery is old and crusty and dead so they replace it and you drive home and then two days later your car won't start again so you jump it again and take it back to the mechanic and they tell you it was a defective new battery so they replace it free of charge and then you drive home and then another two days later you try to turn your car on but it won't start so you jump it again and you take it back to the mechanic and they tell you the alternator needs to be replaced so you drop around $700 on a new alternator and you drive your car home and then two days later you try to turn your car on but it won't start? No? Well I do. And I'm pissed.
My magnum opus of quarantine was watching all 40 seasons of Survivor. I will record here my current ranking of the seasons. Fair warning, I have a strong positive bias toward seasons with an all-new cast of players and a medium bias to pre-season 20 seasons. The following is an excerpt from my spreadsheet of Survivor data. God save me. Pearl Islands Cook Islands Cagayan Heroes vs. Villains China Cambodia Micronesia Philippines The Amazon David vs. Goliath Tocantins Millennials vs. Gen X Blood vs. Water Kaoh Rong Panama: Exile Island San Juan del Sur Winners at War Caramoan Borneo Fiji Marquesas Australia Palau Africa Ghost Island Samoa All Stars Guatemala Vanuatu Edge of Extinction Game Changers Redemption Island South Pacific One World Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers Gabon Nicaragua Worlds Apart Island of the Idols Thailand
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