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Merry's Wedding

My cousin Merry's wedding was a beautiful affair. As you'd expect, I mean the woman's name is Merry! It was at a gorgeous castle-like venue with a maze in the back. I remember the smell of the grass and stones there. I remember it was warm and the summer breeze kissed each guest on the cheek as they arrived. I was an awkward 5th grader squidged into an awkward, ill fitting, brazenly colorful dress. The centerpieces for the tables were not flowers, but paint chips. From Lowe's or something. Merry wore not heels, but rather personalized Converse high tops. Her husband, Jim - as any good Minnesotan is named - wore not shiny black spy dress shoes, but rather personalized Jordans. I remember dancing and food. I remember bees and champagne.

Survivor

My magnum opus of quarantine was watching all 40 seasons of Survivor. I will record here my current ranking of the seasons. Fair warning, I have a strong positive bias toward seasons with an all-new cast of players and a medium bias to pre-season 20 seasons. The following is an excerpt from my spreadsheet of Survivor data. God save me. Pearl Islands Cook Islands Cagayan Heroes vs. Villains China Cambodia Micronesia Philippines The Amazon David vs. Goliath Tocantins Millennials vs. Gen X Blood vs. Water Kaoh Rong Panama: Exile Island San Juan del Sur Winners at War Caramoan Borneo Fiji Marquesas Australia Palau Africa Ghost Island Samoa All Stars Guatemala Vanuatu Edge of Extinction Game Changers Redemption Island South Pacific One World Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers Gabon Nicaragua Worlds Apart Island of the Idols Thailand